Quotes - Really not for Inspiration

"Love is photogenic, it need darkness to develop"

"How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on"

''Children in backseats cause accidents,
Accidents in backseats cause children”

"A good discussion is like a miniskirt, short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject"

"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading. "

"Q. What did the Egyptian say to his girlfriend?
A. Come behind the pyramid, I'll make u a mummy"

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

"Designer dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view!"

"Save water, shower with your girl friend"